Citizen Vigilante
2026
🎯 Verdict
✍️ Full Review
A dinky little B-movie directed by Uwe Boll starring a once up and comer, now disgraced actor as the patron saint of euroscepticism, corporal punishment and the great replacement theory. This guy needs to chill the fu** down and blink more. Even John Wick maintains a certain believable disposition. For a moment I felt this chill thinking I might catch a glimpse of Ted Bundy in those striking blue eyes. Also, so much wastage of perfectly good supply of blood and meat. I am sure it must've been difficult for Hammer to fight the urge while shooting. It's not at all Europe's Dhurandhar, this reflects more of a Temu Riddler of the alt-right vibe. Considering one's name is derived from arm and hammer who has come from the long lineage with an extensively colorful and chequered past, to say the least, it's ironic that Citizen Vigilante has to scream desperate showboating to this extent by using automatic weapons, tasers and knives. Why use an arm or a hammer or even display a workout montage wearing all black when you have got shiny vampire-like teeth and a killer cannibalistic instinct. It also has one of the weirdest customary sex scenes I have ever seen. Not to mention from a director who once literally fought online movie reviewers, one of them a teenager, in a boxing ring because he was and still is under the delusion that there is a cabal of critics in some basement hellbent on maligning his works, not that his proficient works need any sort of listing. Shia LaBeouf, Armie Hammer, Mel Gibson, Brett Ratner, Alejandro Monteverde all for the absolution. It would not be such a surprise if Jared Leto, Ezra Miller and Michael Rapaport are already in the pipeline for their second coming because Spacey's gotten too old for a resurrection. Jim Caviezel is up for a Jair Bolsonaro biopic not about his sketchy military past or his prior knowledge about an assassination attempt on Lula or the attempted coup rather about the 2018 knife attack on him by a Socialism and Liberty Party member. Jonathan Major has since found solace, apparently as a penitent man over at The Daily Wire. Who else is next!!! I bet Tommy Robinson, Katie Hopkins and Konstantin Kisin must've had quite a w**k watching this. Who we are and what we do has ramifications in our lives, and in the lives of everyone around us."- wise words doled out by none other than Armie Hammer, I thought I would never see the day to hear that. But, one minor thing I would admit. In that bus scene, he does give a great lesson on why the progressive taxation system is broken because of how one percent of the population has not been paying their dues by rigging the system.